You Can Never Win

We all know how it goes. He tells her that he will unleash his dragon on her. She falls for it only for her to realize later that the so called dragon was actually a lame young gecko.

She keeps the issue to herself until the man rubs her the wrong way and KABOOM!! She lays it on the floor. And women know how to strike where it hurts the most. Welcome to the world where bigger is considered better.

Recently I was treated to a wonderful reality show in Mutungo where a man who thought he had the balls to slap his wife was given a lesson that concluded that those balls were just mere pebbles after being given the beating of his life. I had gone to take a drink with some long time friend of mine who owned there a bar, first I resisted but then I thought to myself, it’s free alcohol and who on earth says no to freebies. I decided to go grab the taxi and in minutes I was at the kafunda

You should love these places, the drama is always action packed and no wonder agataliiko nfuufu never chills such places.

So I met and the bottles were opened but later we witnessed a scene that made my beer more refreshing. We saw a couple quarrelling about some issue of the man drinking too much and the woman doing too little in the house. I cannot say they were exchanging insults. If that was an exchange, lets just say the insults must have been on special offer because the man was getting a batallion for every insult he shipped.

He must have realized that his insults balance was running low and top-up was becoming a problem. And so he decided to to try the next best thing, at least according to him.
The guy slapped the woman. Big mistake. Hell was downloaded into the situation as the woman gave the drunk man a thorough beating and, as a punchline, revealed to the world that he should NOT consider himself a man based on the size of his dick! She said the dick was the size of the nail on her vuvuzela. That indeed, the dick was so small that the woman could never cough during sex because it always slipped out!
That was an OUCH! The man tried his best to of course to redeem his image by trying to say the woman was bad in bed and calling her a whore and blah blah blah but there was really nothing he could say that could stop the gathering crowd from laughing at him.

We then ignored the comedy because the crowd had become bigger (I hate crowds). Of course everyone always says its not how big your dick is that matters but what you can do with it. I am however of the opinion that showing up with a pen-knife in a battle of spears will get you slaughtered no matter how good you are at using your pen-knife.

And women know how much saying you have a small one hurts a man as the poor guy learnt that day.
Lesson? Dont argue with a woman in public. You can NEVER win. “Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

You should give respect to men like Obama, remember at the Mandela funeral he tried flirting with some muzungu babe. When the wife noticed, she decided he switches sits.
But am sure if he had resisted, he would have enjoyed a beating like this one



About silwaxxy2013

Civil Engineer in the making, moved like a kite in the wind
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