We have ended our search for the writer of this
boring blog, Silver and we met him on his way to a bar and he offered us 75 seconds, here’s our interview;
If you could meet anyone in the world, dead or alive, who would it be and what would you say to them?
Well, as you already know I love Jessica Alba with every bone of my being, so i would walk up to her and tell her I’ve been dreaming of this moment since I was 5.
The reason he’s still single
What’s the worst dream you ever had?
Dubbing a girl in a club and her supposedly natural hair falls off…hahahaha *wipes tear*.
If you were stranded on a desert Island, what three things would you take with you?
Ok….that would be Jessica Alba, her dead husband and a diamond ring.
Did i just confuse you?
If you were an animal, what would you be?
Well, am already an animal but if i were to trade places with one, it would be an eagle because of it’s vision and it’s a fearless and tenacious bird.
If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not, living or dead, real or fiction, who would it be?
That’s an easy one, Charlie Sheen. Because we all desire the same things, beautiful women and the liquid in brown bottles.
If you could be a super hero, what would you want your super powers to be?
Power over money, if i could desire a ka 50k and it would appear in my pocket, my life would be complete. By the way since you asked me many questions, do you and your camera crew mind a beer or two?
Since we are saved, we started uttering insults at him at which point he walked into the bar and was welcomed by a hug from a hot waitress…Damn!