Tragedy: When your male friends own a car and you don’t

The Deal

If you are a man, one of the uglier truths you have to contend with is that one of your friends will buy or acquire a car before you do. The way life is structured, it is always the arseholes, guys full of themselves (read sh*t) who get a ride before you do.

You never realise how stupid, competitive and randy a man can be until he acquires his first car. First he assumes a position of power. Then he gets horny and feels entitled to all the women he never had a chance to sleep with when he was a broke, unremarkable man. Now that he owns a car, he assumes that every other male friend who does not own a car should be his pimp and errand boy. In exchange for the women he wants and the favour, he occasionally drops you home, buys you beer and if…

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